Sunday Feb 08, 2004

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i live a life of fritos and masturbation. not necessarily in that order.
veganvixen:
haha, need any help wink no, i didn't get my special addition, how special is it, is it worth it? and yah, u were a little slow with lookin at my pics young man
azrael_abyss:
hahahaha! I called your ass last night fo'. Where the hell were you. Probably eating fritos and masturbating furiously to the Naked Detective. Oh well, I'm in town, just thought i'd let you know.

Monday Feb 02, 2004

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it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited, but they didn't come because they don't know me that well and thought it might be weird.

Saturday Jan 31, 2004

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you probably didn't know this, but tomorrow is another day.

Monday Jan 26, 2004

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it's 7:30 and i've drank almost a pint of whiskey. good thing i'm wearing my drinkin' pants.

Sunday Jan 25, 2004

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today at work some shopper saw the local 'thugs' stealing stuff and called the police. the cops came and caught one of them with a spool of blank cd's worth about fifteen bucks. they asked me if the kid could pay for it or if i wanted him to take a ride. i, being the heartless bastard that i am, said 'let him take a...
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missbernie:
damn kids. i'dve told 'em to take a ride too. teach them a lesson.

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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i'm thinking about submitting the following as a question for jeopardy

'this makes a noise like a boot stuck in mud, only wetter.'

anybody know the answer?
what's your jeopardy question?
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veganvixen:
u r a loser jeeze. i odn't know if i can pencil you in after all. and u didn't say if my answer is corect
tryst:
what is plunging a toilet full of week old spooge with a plunger covered in honey? what do I win? What do I win? smile

Tuesday Jan 20, 2004

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I just finished watching "the state of the middle east" address. I think somebody should point a few things out to g.w.
1. A growing economy is not the same thing as a recovering economy.
2. Home ownership is up because mortgage rates are at an all time low. why? because the economy blows.
3. Talk all you want about giving the inmates the skills...
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veganvixen:
yay! you hate bush too. i never said we couldnt cudle naked, i just said i want to cuddle naked with audio
olsen:
I never liked Bebop. there's one that I'ev seen and liked....whose name eludes me. I just watched Saikano, which is up for sale right now, and liked it.

Sunday Jan 18, 2004

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Today I smiled. It felt pretty good to know I still knew how.
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veganvixen:
yay smiles
olsen:
I'll send you a dingo on a boomerang, but you have to catch it quickly, or I get to keep them both!

Friday Jan 16, 2004

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i had a fun idea for today's journal when i woke up this morning, but i forgot it. instead i'm just going to write down this recipe for one of my favorite foods.
ingredients: milk, cheerios
directions: -fill a bowl app. half to three quarters of the way full with cheerios
-pour milk over cheerios being careful not to overfill bowl
-pour contents of bowl...
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olsen:
No, though Hard Core and Peace loving, I am not in the Peace Corps. But I am moving to Australia
olsen:
Nah. But a koala would be nice.

Wednesday Jan 14, 2004

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i didn't say what you thought i said.....or did i?
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olsen:
Haha, no you haven't/ Better do it quick. Friday is fast approaching.

Now tell me why you wanna marry me?
olsen:
Alright then.
I would love to hear why you don't want to marry me. Fire away.
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