Monday Jul 05, 2004

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it's been awhile since i've been to jail......i wonder what's changed.
tryst:
I think they have internet pods now. And heartier meatloaf. And synthetic ropes for the soaps.
shoegal:
eh. i don't think you should try to make any trips back... it probably wouldn't be as much fun the second time around. surreal

Sunday Jun 27, 2004

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have you ever woke up in a pool of your own vomit? No? well, i have.
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shoegal:
Oh well...it was just a little vomit. It made for a funny story. At least you weren't like Brandon, drinking Jose's pee and all, right??
ccfoo:
What about on the hood of your car with your keys of your ass saying "I think it's flooded!" Me neither.

Wednesday Jun 16, 2004

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they screwed up my order at wendy's. i'd like to say that i ate my bungled order to spite them, but it's been pointed out that i may have possibly eaten it of hunger. go figure.

in other news, people who reek of moth balls make me want to vomit.

now the questions.

1.on scale of 1 to 10, how geeky would it be if...
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tryst:
don't worry about the tryst. you know I'm holding out for you. smile
shoegal:
geez...someone needs to update...come on wink

Friday Jun 11, 2004

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having a margarita in the house where a little girl was brutally murdered, with the mother of the killer, is probably the creepiest thing i've done this week.

how am i supposed to get over my ex when i'm subjected to listening to songs with lyrics like "just when i think i'm over her, my broken heart will mend", or "there's just no getting over...
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shoegal:
Ohhh...a 3rd comment. to comment on what you had commented on. There is no "hood" in Tallahassee. There is Frenchtown...but it's not...well...it's not like the "hood" in jacksonville...so it would do no good to leave Julie there. Tsk. I will never be rid of her, she is here to stay, at least until December, anyway.
shoegal:
4th...beer is still here...of course...I haven't had a one. But those roommates. Damn.
I care about good chinese food. you should find a good place, you.

Saturday May 29, 2004

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i went to daytona last night with some friends. we drank alot of beer, and raised alot of hell. i didn't get home until 6am. party on, wayne.
shoegal:
Daytona ain't no Orlando. Mm hmm.
I went to jacksonville last night, alone, and drank a lot of butter. Tasty. But I got home around 2 am, so I guess it wasn't *quite* as exciting as your daytona trip....
wink

Monday May 24, 2004

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i'm a little bit off the chain
they call me insane
but fact remains
that i'm a psycho

better get it through your brain,
when you say my name,
never say it in vain
cause i'm a psycho
shoegal:
Hawt pictures. love
They did enjoy meeting you quite a bit, especially Jackie.
Did you listen to that Morissey cd yet??? If you hate it, you should send it to me, I see it everywhere and I have the worst urge to buy it....but I'm poor due to some new knife "investments." biggrin

Monday May 17, 2004

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"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."
You'll get yours, mother fucker.
I promise.
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shoegal:
I still like jackie, just not as much as before....it comes and goes. I think I feel indifferent, like it's cool if we're friends, but if we're not I'm not gonna feel sad or something. It's just..eh. You didn't answer my sex question........

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tryst:
Second that....where are the pictures. You've been a loyal comment leaver ever since I got on this site, don't you think I deserve a friggin peek? :p

Thursday May 13, 2004

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FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PUFFY-HAIRED AVENGER!!

pictures coming soon......maybe.
tryst:
you so lie about pictures, they NEVER come...

and yeah I'm still celibate....but that doesn't mean I can't WANT.

The last picture is my thigh. wink
tryst:
I think that's a role you'll definitely have to audition for!!! blush

Wednesday May 12, 2004

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there comes a time in your life when you have to put the childish habits aside and wash the fucking sheets.
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shoegal:
I meant as threesome of course... tongue
hmm....tryst as a clone, it just wouldn't be the same as the original. does 1/8 tryst mean a tryst midget??
You have to pick 2 girls...
tryst:
what's this tryst midget clone stuff? Something fishy's going on around here! wink

Sorry about the crate-o-condoms girl. She's probably just buying them to prepare for the day you fall madly in love with her. kiss

Friday Apr 30, 2004

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i just happened to go outside to look for something in the car, and i caught two guys breaking into cars, right across the street from my house. Instead of trying to tackle them or trying something equally foolish, i yelled "hey,.....what are you guys doing? ...the police are on their way." They ran. I waved my fist angrily into the night and called the...
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tryst:
silly, there are no leagues. wanna go get sushi? wink
tryst:
gasp!!! put that gun back in the walmart! eeek
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