so nobody ever said anything to me about the 3 a.m. gunshot in the living room the other day. is it possible that nobody heard or cared what it was?
subway messed up my sandwich today. they made me a roasted chicken breast sandwich with no chicken. they fixed it for me though so no big deal. it's a shame that i stood there and...
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subway messed up my sandwich today. they made me a roasted chicken breast sandwich with no chicken. they fixed it for me though so no big deal. it's a shame that i stood there and...
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veganvixen:
gunshot? are you causing trouble? i would like to know how someone doesn't put chicken in a chicken sandwich, must of been high. and i bout the trucka game cause it looked amusing and it was only $20
today i was thinking about that disney movie 101 dalmations. more specifically, i was thinking about the scene where the puppies are being born. one of the puppies is still born which is sad i guess. then the guy with the pipe grabs the puppy corpse and with a "hmm....i wonder" begins rubbing the shit out of the dead dog. magically the thing comes back...
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veganvixen:
maybe it just needed a little stimulation
olsen:
Well, I bite, so we may be even.
Last night I drank a bottle of wine and accidentally shot a hole in the floor. Need I say more?
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t3chmonkey:
Wine, like duct tape, should be accessible within ten feet in front of anywhere you are in your house. I've got duct tape behind me, and yes, wine right in front of me.
angel:
140 is ridiculous for a tree. Mine is super tiny and it was 40, trees are a ripoff.
Those taco bell bastards did it to me again last night. I went up there late last night because I was absolutely starved and I ordered my favorite combo meal and a chicken quesadila. Having ordered it so many times before, I know that it's $7.47. After paying for my food and coming home, I discovered that instead of my seven dollar meal, I had...
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t3chmonkey:
I once ordered a coke a coke from a KFC who presented me with an iceless half filled Dr. Pepper. I never, never make a scene and I usually apologize like it's my fault whenever something goes wrong. But this time, I flipped shit. Big time.
Use your supervillian goatee to your advantage. Supervillians never have to drive back.
Use your supervillian goatee to your advantage. Supervillians never have to drive back.
azrael_abyss:
haha that sucks! 
That's why you don't eat taco bell 
I would have sat outside waiting for them to get out of work... but I shouldn't give you any ideas That's why you always look in the bag before you drive off! 
That's why you don't eat taco bell I would have sat outside waiting for them to get out of work... but I shouldn't give you any ideas That's why you always look in the bag before you drive off! Here's a toast to anybody who's ever had a broken heart that they just wouldn't let heal. What the fuck is wrong with us? salud
azrael_abyss:
awww you poor thing! Don't make me come back there and smack her around... or you for that matter.
olsen:
My dwarves will be happy because I will let them eat candy.
And, just in case, we'll start off with safety razors.
And, just in case, we'll start off with safety razors.
To me, the worst thing about being made into a pie would be that you can't eat your own crust. Or can you? Would that be considered 'taboo'?
madigan:
I'd rather be a poptart, actually. Strawberry.
azrael_abyss:
I'd have to go with Reagan on this one, I'd rather be a poptard... poptart i mean. and I would eat my own crust... fuck taboo's
I sure don't post very often, do I? Probably because more often than not, I don't have anything interesting to say. Go figure. Today before work I went to the mall and picked up the new G-Unit cd (the first person to laugh, snicker or tee-hee my taste in music gets shot). It's off da heezy fo' sheezy.......I mean....I rather enjoy it.
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7gage:
what's up j'villian. I noticed that Azrael_Abyss invited you and luckylettie and myself to dinner. Az is a friend of a friend so I sort of known her. Hope to meet another member of the SGArmy. 
azrael_abyss:
Hey, I made it to Jax! Gimme a call and we'll set up a Dave and Busters date with 7gage.
I wrote this late last night and somehow managed to put it in the wrong place. whoops
Well kids, it's late and I'm tired. What else is new? I got in from Orlando at about 4a.m. yesterday...or is it today?....anyway, I had a blast a halloween horror nights even though it rained the entire time. The roller coasters were fun but I really had to...
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Well kids, it's late and I'm tired. What else is new? I got in from Orlando at about 4a.m. yesterday...or is it today?....anyway, I had a blast a halloween horror nights even though it rained the entire time. The roller coasters were fun but I really had to...
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azrael_abyss:
please don't hump that polar bear anymore... she's not good for you!
luckylettie:
2:27am I'm just getting home from hangin with friends at Wall Street and Starlite. Some dudes were out filming people with tatts, so they filmed all my friends. It was pretty fun. I was susposed to go to an art opening in Springfield tonight, but I did not want to leave Riverside. Where did you go tonight?
The beer i had for breakfast tasted good, so i had one more for desert....and then a few more for the road.
Hiya guys and gals. I guess I'm the nkotb around here. I look forward to proposing marriage to all you freakishly hot women that i've been drooling over since i joined SG. Wish i could stay and write a lil' more but I'm...
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Hiya guys and gals. I guess I'm the nkotb around here. I look forward to proposing marriage to all you freakishly hot women that i've been drooling over since i joined SG. Wish i could stay and write a lil' more but I'm...
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azrael_abyss:
lol, want a Monte Cristo in the near future? have you wandered into the chat yet? you need to.
hobocop:
Well kids, it's late and I'm tired. What else is new? I got in from Orlando at about 4a.m. yesterday...or is it today?....anyway, I had a blast a halloween horror nights even though it rained the entire time. The roller coasters were fun but I really had to concentrate on keeping the liquor I drank from going flyin' all over my fellow riders. I figured that as funny as it might have been for me, I didn't want to have to hitch back home to Jax. Fortunately, I didn't ralph so I didn't have to hitch. I may as well have (hitched, not ralphed) though because I practically got raped on the drive back. Good times.
I guess I should get going soon. I'm supposed to go pick up the russian polar bear from the bus station once she calls and tells me they've let her out of her crate. Then she's going to want me to take her to eat. Then the sex ::shudder:: The horrible, horrible sex. She's going to crush me, I just know it. Jeebus save me.
I guess I should get going soon. I'm supposed to go pick up the russian polar bear from the bus station once she calls and tells me they've let her out of her crate. Then she's going to want me to take her to eat. Then the sex ::shudder:: The horrible, horrible sex. She's going to crush me, I just know it. Jeebus save me.