Friday Aug 06, 2004

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when the moses did they start giving vodka fruity flavors? as if i didn't like it enough already. now it tastes like candy. this is going to be the death of me. i just know it.
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that or my love of playing in traffic.
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shoegal:
you know why jesus hates you? because you never update......jesus doesn't like that. jesus. jesus..... mad smile frown whatever confused surreal bok the chicken one is the best. but not in salads. especially salads with "regular lettuce."
I'm not in the belljar any longer.
but i do have dirty sheets to attend to.... confused
whateva surreal
tryst:
playing in traffic is the COOLEST! (in billy madison voice)

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