hobocop

i just happened to go outside to look for something in the car, and i caught two guys breaking into cars, right across the street from my house. Instead of trying to tackle them or trying something equally foolish, i yelled "hey,.....what are you guys doing? ...the police are on their way." They ran. I waved my fist angrily into the night and called the cops.
After the fact, i realized that i had my gun in my waistband the whole time. it's probably better that i didn't shoot them though. the police never seem to see things your way when they roll up on you with a beer in one hand, a .45 in the other, and dead bodies at your feet.

I have to be at work at seven and i'm too keyed up to sleep. summama bitch.