hobocop

today at work some shopper saw the local 'thugs' stealing stuff and called the police. the cops came and caught one of them with a spool of blank cd's worth about fifteen bucks. they asked me if the kid could pay for it or if i wanted him to take a ride. i, being the heartless bastard that i am, said 'let him take a ride'. the shift supervisor vetoed me.
for some reason, i think that the kids are going to hold this against me. why me? i am but a simple cracker. oh well, i guess that's why i carry a gun.

my cat is stealing my fries.