hobocop

lol, want a Monte Cristo in the near future? have you wandered into the chat yet? you need to.

Well kids, it's late and I'm tired. What else is new? I got in from Orlando at about 4a.m. yesterday...or is it today?....anyway, I had a blast a halloween horror nights even though it rained the entire time. The roller coasters were fun but I really had to concentrate on keeping the liquor I drank from going flyin' all over my fellow riders. I figured that as funny as it might have been for me, I didn't want to have to hitch back home to Jax. Fortunately, I didn't ralph so I didn't have to hitch. I may as well have (hitched, not ralphed) though because I practically got raped on the drive back. Good times.
I guess I should get going soon. I'm supposed to go pick up the russian polar bear from the bus station once she calls and tells me they've let her out of her crate. Then she's going to want me to take her to eat. Then the sex ::shudder:: The horrible, horrible sex. She's going to crush me, I just know it. Jeebus save me.