I just finished watching "the state of the middle east" address. I think somebody should point a few things out to g.w.
1. A growing economy is not the same thing as a recovering economy.
2. Home ownership is up because mortgage rates are at an all time low. why? because the economy blows.
3. Talk all you want about giving the inmates the skills...
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1. A growing economy is not the same thing as a recovering economy.
2. Home ownership is up because mortgage rates are at an all time low. why? because the economy blows.
3. Talk all you want about giving the inmates the skills...
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veganvixen:
yay! you hate bush too. i never said we couldnt cudle naked, i just said i want to cuddle naked with audio
olsen:
I never liked Bebop. there's one that I'ev seen and liked....whose name eludes me. I just watched Saikano, which is up for sale right now, and liked it.
Today I smiled. It felt pretty good to know I still knew how.
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veganvixen:
yay smiles
olsen:
I'll send you a dingo on a boomerang, but you have to catch it quickly, or I get to keep them both!
i had a fun idea for today's journal when i woke up this morning, but i forgot it. instead i'm just going to write down this recipe for one of my favorite foods.
ingredients: milk, cheerios
directions: -fill a bowl app. half to three quarters of the way full with cheerios
-pour milk over cheerios being careful not to overfill bowl
-pour contents of bowl...
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ingredients: milk, cheerios
directions: -fill a bowl app. half to three quarters of the way full with cheerios
-pour milk over cheerios being careful not to overfill bowl
-pour contents of bowl...
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olsen:
No, though Hard Core and Peace loving, I am not in the Peace Corps. But I am moving to Australia
olsen:
Nah. But a koala would be nice.
i didn't say what you thought i said.....or did i?
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olsen:
Haha, no you haven't/ Better do it quick. Friday is fast approaching.
Now tell me why you wanna marry me?
Now tell me why you wanna marry me?
olsen:
Alright then.
I would love to hear why you don't want to marry me. Fire away.
I would love to hear why you don't want to marry me. Fire away.
i found myself agreeing to do something that i had rationalized into sounding like a good idea but in reality, it could get me in no small amount of trouble. jail trouble. get me?
oh well, you only live once....unless you're a buddhist in the maisya caste.
man, do i love me some cheetos
oh well, you only live once....unless you're a buddhist in the maisya caste.
man, do i love me some cheetos
to the bastard who gave me the flu:
if i ever find out who you are, i'm going to jam my fist up your ass and make you my own personal hand puppet. bitch
if i ever find out who you are, i'm going to jam my fist up your ass and make you my own personal hand puppet. bitch
surfbetty:
If u drink enough robitussin u will feel MUUUUUUUUUCCCCH better.....O and I think it was my sister-in-law who gave u the flu....I can give u her address and what time she is home during the day...hehe 
veganvixen:
aaw, muffin, that sux, hope you get well soon.
when REAL men go shopping, they don't want their milk put in a bag. you know why? because it has a fucking handle.
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veganvixen:
it's just a waste of a bag. i just updated my journal.
olsen:
I say no to butcher knives and texidermy. I say yes to plush.
apparently i forgot to tell everyone about my encounter with the christmas pimp.
you see a guy walking down the oppisote side of the street wearing a cowboy hat, long trench coat and carrying what appears to be a cane, you think 'pimp', right? i know i did. it wasn't until he started shouting 'i'm camouflaged, you can't see me!', to a very disinterested dumpster...
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you see a guy walking down the oppisote side of the street wearing a cowboy hat, long trench coat and carrying what appears to be a cane, you think 'pimp', right? i know i did. it wasn't until he started shouting 'i'm camouflaged, you can't see me!', to a very disinterested dumpster...
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olsen:
I'm luckier, in that it took a longer time for them to start dying. I've lost pets all my life, but.....with a guinea pig, you don't exxpect it to be around forever, you know?
olsen:
You do~
five hours to go until the new year and i still haven't finished sandbagging the windows or put the finishing touches on my bomb shelter made of cardboard and old soup cans. i'd better get to work.
velocity:
Don't forget to withdraw all of your money from the bank and bury it in your back yard.
Oh, and give me your address.
And a shovel.
Oh, and give me your address.
And a shovel.
azrael_abyss:
haha, I need to say "bam" when I'm cooking. That might add some pizzaz 
if 'jesus' is the answer, then what the hell is the question?
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olsen:
No sodomy?!? How awful!
olsen:
Oh! Forced! Fine then.
bah fucking humbug.......what the fuck is a humbug and do i really want them fucking?
veganvixen:
hhmm, good point, i don't know
azrael_abyss:
Merry Festivus! I've seen humbugs fuck, and it's not a pretty sight.
The signs are all there
Spiraling into nothing
Why won't you listen?
Spiraling into nothing
Why won't you listen?
hobocop:
bah fucking humbug