so my neighbors are sleeping in their front yard. not camping in tents and sleeping bags, but just sprawled out in the grass. i guess being from canada, they didn't know how to react to the weather, and passed out in the yard after some serious binge drinking.
don't ask me why i'm aware of what is going on in my neighbors' yard at 12...
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don't ask me why i'm aware of what is going on in my neighbors' yard at 12...
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tryst:
funny how that was the first question you asked. 
i got yelled at by a crack head yesterday because i refused to do an exchange for her bag o' smokes.
i've been sober a lot lately. i suppose that's a good thing.
i've been sober a lot lately. i suppose that's a good thing.
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shoegal:
i'm proud of you. 
and not for pissing off the crack head, for the other thing.
and i didn't mean cutting systems like yours, i meant...you know what i meant...but i guess a supporter of any cutting system is better than none at all....
hmm....
do you ever read folio weekly?
hanney does have the junk in the trunk....her cup runneth over as well...
and not for pissing off the crack head, for the other thing.
and i didn't mean cutting systems like yours, i meant...you know what i meant...but i guess a supporter of any cutting system is better than none at all....
hmm....
do you ever read folio weekly?
hanney does have the junk in the trunk....her cup runneth over as well...
tryst:
crack heads love to yell. it's like their most favoritest thing.
when did it become not only acceptable but even fashionable for pregnant women to walk around with their big pregnant bellies hanging out? did i miss a memo?
rolling blackouts for everyone!
rolling blackouts for everyone!
shoegal:
i think it became acceptable sometime after this Demi Moore "Vanity Fair" magazine cover. Early 90s?
tsk. Alex wants to take "glamour" pregnancy shots of herself. eww. hehe, just because it's alex....
apparently you can give birth in the doggy style position. you learn so much being around a spanish, jewish, pregnant woman.
i think it became acceptable sometime after this Demi Moore "Vanity Fair" magazine cover. Early 90s?
tsk. Alex wants to take "glamour" pregnancy shots of herself. eww. hehe, just because it's alex....
apparently you can give birth in the doggy style position. you learn so much being around a spanish, jewish, pregnant woman.
veganvixen:
nuthin wrong with that
have i ever told you that i've never had a problem eating creme filled pastries, but i've always been more than a little paranoid that the handsoap in men's room is actually semen?
no?
weird.
no?
weird.
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azrael_abyss:
SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
tryst:
::bends over and lifts up skirt:: Be gentle. 
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[Edited on Aug 29, 2004 12:12AM]
when the moses did they start giving vodka fruity flavors? as if i didn't like it enough already. now it tastes like candy. this is going to be the death of me. i just know it.
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that or my love of playing in traffic.
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that or my love of playing in traffic.
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shoegal:
you know why jesus hates you? because you never update......jesus doesn't like that. jesus. jesus..... 
the chicken one is the best. but not in salads. especially salads with "regular lettuce."
I'm not in the belljar any longer.
but i do have dirty sheets to attend to....
whateva
the chicken one is the best. but not in salads. especially salads with "regular lettuce."
I'm not in the belljar any longer.
but i do have dirty sheets to attend to....
whateva
tryst:
playing in traffic is the COOLEST! (in billy madison voice)
i like my women like i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
yeah, i said it.
yeah, i said it.
rhianne:
Heh...nice one....mind if I use that?
azrael_abyss:
i like my women like i like my coffee. hot and with a spoon in them.
i think i'm going to have to retire these here fancy green underwear. they look as if a horde of moths attacked the crotch.it's too bad, they really made my cock look huge.
it's goddamn early
it's goddamn early
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tryst:
freestyle? bebop? skat? 
we serve the rock.
we serve the rock.
tryst:
OMG Say no more about your....er....cock!!! You'll lose your innocence!
Say no more about your....er....cock!!! You'll lose your innocence!i got a whole 7 comments in my last journal entry. granted, only two people wrote in my journal, but still, 7 comments!
am i a fuckin' stud, or what?
am i a fuckin' stud, or what?
shoegal:
a stud you are indeed, although, i hate that word. and you should never write it here again, and don't forgot about that other awful word.
the devil will find work for idle hands to do...
so what difference does it make...
the devil will find work for idle hands to do...
so what difference does it make...
tryst:
that girl above me (or my comment) sure is something. 
look at her, fucking quoting the SMITHS.
look at her, fucking quoting the SMITHS. JOHN MAYER IS A PUSSY!
that is all.
that is all.
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tryst:
agreed. he's a bowl full of suck.
shoegal:
i dont like this "shazam" thing in my journal. please never include it again. jeremy knows about the donkey punch now that i think about it. everyone knows about it. no one fucking knows what the angry lobster is though. no one.
you're peppy when you're driving around at night guns waving, getting down to that crazy rap music. something about the hood....where its at? ehh?
you're peppy when you're driving around at night guns waving, getting down to that crazy rap music. something about the hood....where its at? ehh?
incessant flirting has left me light-headed.
tryst:
crypic message : perhaps YOU should stop cockblocking YOURSELF. think about that.
- the crystal ball.
- the crystal ball.
i've been up for close to thirty-six hours and i'm now beginning to realize just how many degrees of 'twitchy' there really are.
this rather old gentleman came into the store today and purchased a bottle of fragrance that he swore up and down, would have the women following you down the street. immediately after his testimonial, he opened the box and doused himself with...
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this rather old gentleman came into the store today and purchased a bottle of fragrance that he swore up and down, would have the women following you down the street. immediately after his testimonial, he opened the box and doused himself with...
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ducky:
fuck ya lets go
azrael_abyss:
for some reason that reminds me of the grandfather from Lost Boys. He wore Windex or some shit
I wouldn't have told him because others misfortunes are our comedy. You know that!
I wouldn't have told him because others misfortunes are our comedy. You know that!
THE IRS IS AFTER ME! today in the mail, i received angry letter number two. it read something like: "reminder. blah, blah, blah, haven't paid, blah, blah, blah. penalties and interest, blah, blah, federal tax lein, blah." apparently, they really want "their" twenty-three dollars and fifty-nine cents.
in other news, i'm considering chemical castration. ensuring the next generation is free of anything even remotely adam-ish,...
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in other news, i'm considering chemical castration. ensuring the next generation is free of anything even remotely adam-ish,...
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tryst:
you know, taxes spells sexat backwards. think about that.
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[Edited on Jul 11, 2004 8:57PM]
ducky:
I should have paid more attention in English class too......but oh well .......
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