i should start having more gangsta parties.
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olsen:
Haha.....I'm not quite that old yet !!
olsen:
haha you flatter me and I blush.
i got a head full of evil thoughts. am i satan?
i been coulda killed that nigga. i'm still waitin'.
i been coulda killed that nigga. i'm still waitin'.
have you ever been so emotionally torn apart, and consumed with so much rage that you had to talk yourself into NOT taking someone's life?
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olsen:
I'll leave your cage open in the day--as long as you don't terrorize the cats, or let them terrorize you.
olsen:
Nope. Caligula Bunnicula is named after Caligula, a cruel Roman emperor who was eventually murdered by the Praeretorian guard, and Bunnicula, a vampire bunny from the books by Deborah and James Howe.
Demetrius Jordi is named after Demetrius, who is the ever-changing heart in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, and George because it's the simplest, silliest name, and feels like a real let-down after something as high-blown as Demetrius.
Demetrius Jordi is named after Demetrius, who is the ever-changing heart in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, and George because it's the simplest, silliest name, and feels like a real let-down after something as high-blown as Demetrius.
my gun's an open bar, free rounds on me.
trick daddy was at best buy, and i missed it. 
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olsen:
Haha. I was talking to some strangers at a cafe during the election, and somehow Hooters came up. I was like "I had prom dinner there. The whole meal cost 11 bucks." And they did something really odd--they apologised!! I was like "what are you talking about. I wanted to go to Hooters. I only agreed to go to prom if the guy agreed to have dinner at Hooters." They looked at eachother, and then, all cautiously, one of them asks "Are you the perfect woman?" I pondered for a second, and then said quite firmly. "Yes. Yes I am." And I wasn't lying 
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olsen:
at the time I was just veg.....I think I had a grilled cheese.
just got home from planetfest.
we saw: saliva, chavelle, papa roach, and.....damn it.....who the hell was it?.....leaders of the free world?....something like that.
we also saw: a couple of albinos, some dwarves, a guy with a confederate flag/swastika tattoo get his bigot ass stomped, a guy facedown on the ground moving very little and bleeding a whole lot (i think he got stabbed), and a...
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we saw: saliva, chavelle, papa roach, and.....damn it.....who the hell was it?.....leaders of the free world?....something like that.
we also saw: a couple of albinos, some dwarves, a guy with a confederate flag/swastika tattoo get his bigot ass stomped, a guy facedown on the ground moving very little and bleeding a whole lot (i think he got stabbed), and a...
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olsen:
An Oz name apparently....
somebody broke into my car on monday.
somebody left a crowbar where i park my car on tuesday.
somebody is messing with me.
BIG mistake
father forgive 'em cause they know not who they pushin' lord.
father forgive me if i have to send 'em to ya lord.
somebody left a crowbar where i park my car on tuesday.
somebody is messing with me.
BIG mistake
father forgive 'em cause they know not who they pushin' lord.
father forgive me if i have to send 'em to ya lord.
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shoegal:
i was high on depression last night. of course i wanted a soap shop. hehe, i would get extremely sick of the smell. plus all those damn kids i said i wanted to have. i'd probably put soap in their mouths so i wouldn't have to hear them screaming. that makes me smile. kids + soap in mouth. good times.
that makes me smile. kids + soap in mouth. good times. 
tryst:
it is garbage, yes. But ... it will be a good point of contrast for you when you hear the new stuff. 
ignore me if you want, assholes. i couldn't give a fuck less.
tryst:
one day your mighty word-cock is going to come back and slap you in the face. 
tryst:
oh and don't EVER buy joystick. it's trash.
new from trojan: condoms with homicidal lubricant.
the prefered weapon of THE SEXY ASSASSIN!
note* the sexy assassin is in no way affiliated with the naked detective.
the prefered weapon of THE SEXY ASSASSIN!
note* the sexy assassin is in no way affiliated with the naked detective.
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azrael_abyss:
I have a crap load of stuff to do today. I would have been open for it, but my friend broke his leg at a concert we were at last night and had to have surgery so I have to go up to the hospital to visit him. I also have to go by FYE to pick up a work shirt because I have to work on Friday and I have to make it to the tanning bed. Ugh!
olsen:
Well it wasn't sex. Quite.
i've been twenty-three for a little over a day, and i'm already sick. i think my body shut down when i aged, and now i'm going to die.
thanks to all who sent me birthday wishes.....even you people i don't know.....weirdos.
thanks to all who sent me birthday wishes.....even you people i don't know.....weirdos.
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olsen:
Which Dido song?
tryst:
It wasn't from shoplifting.......... 
sad birthday to me.....
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olsen:
Sad???? No! I came to say Happy Birthday.
holden_caulfield:
Happy Belated Birthday!
today would have been my last day in the marine corps.
i was going to be married in a few months.
we were going to start a family together.
happy. that's what i would have been.
it wasn't to be.
so here's a toast instead.
a toast to the honorable discharge i didn't get.
a toast to the wedding band i won't be wearing.
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i was going to be married in a few months.
we were going to start a family together.
happy. that's what i would have been.
it wasn't to be.
so here's a toast instead.
a toast to the honorable discharge i didn't get.
a toast to the wedding band i won't be wearing.
a...
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tryst:
fuck me too?
fuck me too?
tryst:
I'm sorry about the sickening multitudes of bad things that are happening to you, but you should know........
It is a popularity contest.
You are honorable.
She isn't the one.
It is a popularity contest.
You are honorable.
She isn't the one.