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So I decided to give myself a haircut...


I have limited resources...


Who's the man behind the mask of Zorro?!


Damn... I'm getting fat~!!


A little shorter... trim it a little more.


Do I make you horny baby~?!

Q: Do you know any hair dresser?

A: Well, there was a HOTT blond that cut my hair for me for the last 6 months.

Q: What happened?

A: In our conversations, I mentioned I am looking for a new job, and she told me I should give her my resume. We had been talking about it for a couple of times and I always forget to bring her my resume.

So the last time I went for a haircut, (about 2 months ago) I said to her, "Why don't you give me your email address and I'll email you my resume?"

To which she replied, "I don't have one!"

And then there was the 20 seconds of uncomfortable silence. I turned around and could see her coworkers rolled their eyes from the reflection in the glass... Damn it~!! And for her defends... I did tried to test the water there.

Oh well... my world will make a little more sense if I don't do stupid things like that. But then, I think I do a pretty good job cutting my own hair. Except I can't really cut the back... and more and more, it begins to look like a mullet.