So last night the rollerderby girls ( http://www.bggw.com ) were guests at the local female rugby league's oil wrestling benefit. I went strictly for professional reasons, as I am the staff photographer. 
So I buy a raffle ticket, and all night long they are giving away gift certificates and bumper stickers and crap. As I am getting ready to leave, they call my number. I go up to get what I thought was a gift certificate, and apparently I won the grand prize! I got to oil wrestle one of the rookie girls. Well, one rugby girl turned out to be 3, but I managed to win round one. Round two turned out to be 5 girls, 3 of which were bigger than me, and I am 6 feet tall 215lbs. I lost that round. Round three was whittled down to 2 or 3 rugby "girls" and once again I won. Not for their lack of cheating. I have bite marks all over my shoulder.
Rugby girls cheat.
Ouch.
So I buy a raffle ticket, and all night long they are giving away gift certificates and bumper stickers and crap. As I am getting ready to leave, they call my number. I go up to get what I thought was a gift certificate, and apparently I won the grand prize! I got to oil wrestle one of the rookie girls. Well, one rugby girl turned out to be 3, but I managed to win round one. Round two turned out to be 5 girls, 3 of which were bigger than me, and I am 6 feet tall 215lbs. I lost that round. Round three was whittled down to 2 or 3 rugby "girls" and once again I won. Not for their lack of cheating. I have bite marks all over my shoulder.
Rugby girls cheat.
Ouch.
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smokepuppet:
hahahaha!
mulhollanddrive:
if that happens again and you need backup....