hkphotoaustin

OK.. So I have a BBQ yesterday, and cook a shitload of my famous hamburgers for everyone, and there's not enought for me to have one. There was one, but it fell apart, and was all crumbly. I make the best of a bad situation, and try to gather enough meat droppings to put on a bun. After "eating" I go to check on the grill, and a meat trud had fallen on the ground, attracting shitloads of fire ants, which I proceed to stand in because it is dark and I can't see them.

Needless to say, I get bit all over my foot, and today it is swollen and I can feel fluid in it when I walk. At it itches. A lot. No seriously....a lot.

Fucking fire ants.