I had to come back home to take a vacation from the vacation that I went on. Well....not really a vacation just visiting my mom. ::Nightmare::!!...so here's the details...
First, I'm allergic to cats. One doesn't bother me, but when my mom has 5 cats it drives me crazy. For 3 days I had sneezing/runny nose/coughing up mucus. Ughh. The worst....
I walk in my mom's house, and whatever cooking on the stove was on fire, and the first floor was completely filled with thick black smoke. Where was she? Fucking around with something in the basement....couldn't breathe...gagging for air.....then....
The next morning I step in a big pile of dog shit. Not an old pile, some fucker of a dog had just left a nice heaping fresh bomb, the kind that gets stuck in the grooves of your shoe, and the smell makes you want to puke. I had to throw my shoes out and go buy a new pair in hillbillyville for $10.00 of some absolutely awful looking unknown brand that nobody wears except the people that buy them in a small unknown Ohio town.......
Are these people from the twilight zone? Jesus, I pray to whatever is listening that I never want to turn out like my mother. Cat lady that forgets the food is cooking which can burn the house down. No thank you!
First I moved 70 miles away from all that crap and it wasn't far enough. Now, I moved 430 miles away and it still haunts me. That is the last damn time I'll ever go there......
I take everything back that I ever said about east coast people and their fucked up philosophies. They are normal! I'm so happy to be home.
First, I'm allergic to cats. One doesn't bother me, but when my mom has 5 cats it drives me crazy. For 3 days I had sneezing/runny nose/coughing up mucus. Ughh. The worst....
I walk in my mom's house, and whatever cooking on the stove was on fire, and the first floor was completely filled with thick black smoke. Where was she? Fucking around with something in the basement....couldn't breathe...gagging for air.....then....
The next morning I step in a big pile of dog shit. Not an old pile, some fucker of a dog had just left a nice heaping fresh bomb, the kind that gets stuck in the grooves of your shoe, and the smell makes you want to puke. I had to throw my shoes out and go buy a new pair in hillbillyville for $10.00 of some absolutely awful looking unknown brand that nobody wears except the people that buy them in a small unknown Ohio town.......
Are these people from the twilight zone? Jesus, I pray to whatever is listening that I never want to turn out like my mother. Cat lady that forgets the food is cooking which can burn the house down. No thank you!
First I moved 70 miles away from all that crap and it wasn't far enough. Now, I moved 430 miles away and it still haunts me. That is the last damn time I'll ever go there......
I take everything back that I ever said about east coast people and their fucked up philosophies. They are normal! I'm so happy to be home.
Glad to see you're back safe and sound.