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Last night in celebration of my friends 24th, and my 'being alive for a year after my crash', me, him and Miya headed down to The Lions Den - and a good time was had by all.

Upon entering we were greeted by the lovely Hope (obviously not her real name) and Crystal (yet another pseudonym) who were very lovely girls. Crystal took a shine to my mate Funk (thats not his real name, but it might as well be since thats what we all call him!) and as the night progressed he ended up spending about 120 (thats $240 for you american folk) on dances from her (i had one too and yeah, she was definitely worth it)!!


Miya got a dance from a blonde girl (we never did remember her name), i think it might have aroused her somewhat as she asked if i could buy her a second dance from the same girl, which allegedly got a little more intimate, or 'memorable' as she put it lol

After getting Funk to give Crystal his number (just incase she did actually like him and wasnt just after his wallet), we made friends with Hope and gave her our contact number, since shes able to get hold of some sticky icky easier than we are...so fingers crossed we might have ourselves a reliable contact.

Ill leave this blog saying this, if your ever in Guildford on a Tuesday, Wednesday or a Thursday night - this particular gentlemans club is definitely worth a vist