Ok, you know you've gone too for into the local alt scene when 50yr old men IM to proposition you. 
My life, at the moment, consists of my job, my apartment, and the road between the two. The economy here sucks (not as bad as some places, but bad enough) and I don't have any $ to DO anything. SF is an hour away by car (which I can't legally drive 'til April anyway *DMV SUCKS!*).
I'm spending $400 on car payments and insurance and I can't DRIVE the damn car!
My life, at the moment, consists of my job, my apartment, and the road between the two. The economy here sucks (not as bad as some places, but bad enough) and I don't have any $ to DO anything. SF is an hour away by car (which I can't legally drive 'til April anyway *DMV SUCKS!*).
I'm spending $400 on car payments and insurance and I can't DRIVE the damn car!