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Well, it has finally started cooling off outside. I love cold weather, mainly because I love wearing winter-ish clothes.

Anyway, for anyone updated on my situation with my old roommate Carlos, I'll fill you in:

Number of attempted murders: 2
Number of months late on bills: 12
Number of months without paying bills: 3
Number of years before losing virginity: 25
Number of months since losing virginity: .4
Sex to pregnancy ratio: 1:1
Number of months dating current whore(girlfriend): .4

He's dyslexic too, so he blames everything (literally) on the fact that he can't read. He's basically a piece of poo that owes me a lot of money for back rent and bills, that I'll never see. Well, he's been calling me lately trying to get money from a friend of mine, that owes him significantly less that Carlos owes me... I generally don't answer the phone, but the night before, he'd called my mom and fucked with her about my buddy. So, this time I answered the phone, and went off on his dumb ass. As it turns out, he was calling to tell me that he'd gotten his new girlfriend pregnant, is getting married, and wants(wanted) me to be the best man.

He's fucked with my money, and with my mom, and actually tried to kill me and another guy when he was drunk a few years ago. Should I feel bad for being a dick on the phone? I think not.