I am no longer employed by Miller Brewing Company.
As of 10-21, I am now an employee of Budweiser. There was some doubt when I was hired as to who is actually the "King of Beers". They seemed glad to finally meet me.
In other news, my band is stupid.
Guitar A - Me. I rule.
Guitar B - Joseph is a sociopath that doesn't understand that you actually have to write metal songs in order for your band to be metal. The concept escapes him.
Drums - As much as I like Led Zeppelin, a classic rock drummer has no business in a metal band.
Bass - Marshall is the shit. He's on scholarship at a bad ass music school for his singing. Opera singing. The guy just rules.
Vocals - John doesn't really come to practice because he hates Joseph.
Anyway, we were booted from our practice spot because a drunk guy got on the roof and started screaming "Fuck you" to random people. One of them turned out to be the chief of police. Our next show is 11-9, and we've not practiced for at least 2 weeks. Singer has been AWOL for a month. I need a new hobby.
As of 10-21, I am now an employee of Budweiser. There was some doubt when I was hired as to who is actually the "King of Beers". They seemed glad to finally meet me.
In other news, my band is stupid.
Guitar A - Me. I rule.
Guitar B - Joseph is a sociopath that doesn't understand that you actually have to write metal songs in order for your band to be metal. The concept escapes him.
Drums - As much as I like Led Zeppelin, a classic rock drummer has no business in a metal band.
Bass - Marshall is the shit. He's on scholarship at a bad ass music school for his singing. Opera singing. The guy just rules.
Vocals - John doesn't really come to practice because he hates Joseph.
Anyway, we were booted from our practice spot because a drunk guy got on the roof and started screaming "Fuck you" to random people. One of them turned out to be the chief of police. Our next show is 11-9, and we've not practiced for at least 2 weeks. Singer has been AWOL for a month. I need a new hobby.
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Does the other guitarist write music at all? Because if he does, it's at least better than a band that thinks they can get shows with no music at all. And that's even better than a group of friends getting together saying they want to start a band without knowing how to play instruments.
(Sorry, that was pointless... It's the lack of sleep)
Thanks for the news on the new album!
Happy Halloween!