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hippomonki

Portland Friggin Oregon!

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Monday Feb 20, 2012

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trying to date sucks....
part of me wishes i had stayed celibate, it was less frustrating.
having to deal with:
amazing boys who don't put out
less than awesome boys who do but aren't worth more than the time it takes to do so, and are inconsistent with even that...
boys who would be perfect if they hadn't been broken by some other girl....
boys who aren't my cup of tea but are totally willing to be whatever they can be to do so....

and combinations of the above

bitch bitch bitch... whatever, i know....

i just want some good conversation, cuddles, make outs and fun/ dirty sex at least once a week, preferably from the same person....

dear 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006... i (kinda) miss you, especially the boys you provided those years
gigondas:
I feel ya, but, if it weren't so dern special it would be easy, eh.

howdy.
Feb 20, 2012
pelirojo:
Well If you and I lived closer, I'd definitely ask you on a date. Or if we're near the same location. smile
Feb 24, 2012

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