Fucking Brendon Urie. Why must you exist when you're not single. This fucker is perfect. Tattoos, perfect body, freaking hysterical/weird; WHY did he put out a damn music video of him naked singing. NO. NO NO NO. NOT FAIR. You can't do that and be engaged!!! It's not fair! I'm here, she's there, and I'm sitting here drooling! NO FAIR.
NO. Bad Brendon.