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You know the best thing about 2008?

The first babies of 1990 - are now legal!

That's right come one come all - and here' s a new reason to love the Nineties!

I'll finally get to ball someone who never knew what the Cold War was like.

Someone that barely remembers phones with cords

Someone that was 3 the first time the trade center was bombed and 11 when it was destroyed.

I want to launch a warhead right into an innocent of the nuclear arms race.

I want fuck a lady who's operating system experience starts with Windows 95.

I want lay down the chick that had to dust off the Rubix Cube

Gotta find that girl that was born the same year Super Mario Three was released.

I want a babe who can only remember MTV as far back as TRL

I want a devotchka that didn't know there was an "Australian Pop Invasion" until she watched I love the 80s on VH1 - Which coincidentally shen only remembers as far back as Behind the Music (and reruns of Pop up Video)

I want the philly who was too young for Grunge! - The girl that was but barely 4 years old when Mr. Cobain decided to redecorate his walls with his brains.

I want to bone the betty that didn't have to sing "Proud to be an American" in school.



In short - this year is a special year - We finanly get to fuck the 90s!