Hahaha!!! The New South Wales government has just added the Maltese terrier to its list of dangerous dogs, based on the number of reported dog attacks in July-September.
I'm guessing that the majority of those Maltese terrier attacks were perpetrated by dogs with hair accessories and sporting names like Valiant Mountain-Mist Popcorn Pinky Winky. Can't say I blame them really. Can't you just see the evil glint in its eye?

I'm guessing that the majority of those Maltese terrier attacks were perpetrated by dogs with hair accessories and sporting names like Valiant Mountain-Mist Popcorn Pinky Winky. Can't say I blame them really. Can't you just see the evil glint in its eye?

Thank you for the e-hug. Are you really the Destroyer of Worlds?