almost got in a fight last night with some old dude. like 50 or so years old. big fucker though. we were at the dale watson show. and this guy is apparently dales biggest fan cause hes singing all the words and wearing the tshirt and all. and i was wearing my cowboy hat with the inverted flag on it. and he comes up and says "i dont like that hat" and im all, "huh. sorry bout that"
and he goes "i dont like that flag being upside down."
and i say "well its a good thing it aint your hat so you dont have to wear it. besides, its an am-indian thing that means the nation is in distress"
"you aint no fucking indian!!"
"no. and you and no fucking cowboy, yet youre wearing a cowboy hat. and you certainly aint dale watson, and yet youre wearing a tshirt that says dale watson on it."
"why you little punk i oughtta take you outside and whip your ass!!"
"lets go old man but i hope youve got more than a few rounds in ya cause youre gonna be the one being scraped off the street."
well... uhhh... uhhh.. uh... you aint worth it!"
"then dont talk shit. you fucking pussy."
meanwhile, dale watson is done playing and comes up to me, totally throwing this guy for a loop because the guy is apparently his biggest fan, and walks up and says, "hey travis!! i LOVE that fucking hat!!"
HAHAHAHA!!! fucking awesome right??
well after the show, my friend brian whos like 6 feet 4 and a badass to boot, goes up to the guy to shake his hand and the dude spits in brians hand!! haha.
it was the most. there were four of us including dale watson egging brian on to kill the motherfucker as the bouncers were dragging him out! good times.
and he goes "i dont like that flag being upside down."
and i say "well its a good thing it aint your hat so you dont have to wear it. besides, its an am-indian thing that means the nation is in distress"
"you aint no fucking indian!!"
"no. and you and no fucking cowboy, yet youre wearing a cowboy hat. and you certainly aint dale watson, and yet youre wearing a tshirt that says dale watson on it."
"why you little punk i oughtta take you outside and whip your ass!!"
"lets go old man but i hope youve got more than a few rounds in ya cause youre gonna be the one being scraped off the street."
well... uhhh... uhhh.. uh... you aint worth it!"
"then dont talk shit. you fucking pussy."
meanwhile, dale watson is done playing and comes up to me, totally throwing this guy for a loop because the guy is apparently his biggest fan, and walks up and says, "hey travis!! i LOVE that fucking hat!!"
HAHAHAHA!!! fucking awesome right??
well after the show, my friend brian whos like 6 feet 4 and a badass to boot, goes up to the guy to shake his hand and the dude spits in brians hand!! haha.
it was the most. there were four of us including dale watson egging brian on to kill the motherfucker as the bouncers were dragging him out! good times.
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but i'd like to see the look on his face when Dale came up to you and complimented you on yr hat.
hott stuff right there