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I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth...

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at...
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Is this basketball crap over yet???

"Listen. Don't listen to ME, listen. You can find the others if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints. Listen! Listen, listen QUICKLY!"

It absolutely amazes me how unattractive someone can become to one in the blink of an eye. How odd. Off to work.....

Cinco de Mayo!!!! Yes, of course there's a party here. And yes, of course we're drinking Mexican beer (Negro Modelo!).

OMG so I had a dream about him. NOOOOOO!!! Charissa CAN'T care!!!!!!

Not that great, I suppose.....

He was shortish. And oldish.
And brownish. And mossy.
And he spoke with a voice that was sharpish and bossy.

"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs"--
he was very upset as he shouted...
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"Mouldy mildew, mother of mouthmuck, dangle and strangle and death."

Yes I'm watching the Dark Crystal because Aughra ROCKSSSSSS.....

Ladies, this is what this chimney sweep does when not slaving. HA!

"'Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the......
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Yep, gettin my Irish on. Don't worry, party's at my house so I'll be getting safely fucked up.

Shhhhhh don't tell!!!