Guess what time it is boys and girls?!?
It's RANT time!!!!
So there are people on SG who message me one line and expect me to respond to it. Things like "hey, what's up?" "you turn me on" "your ass is fantastic" ect...
How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that shit? I think about it like trying to get a girl to talk to you in a club. you don't just go up to them and say "what's up?" well....not if you expect to get any more than a blank stare.
On top of that these people rarely, if ever, have a profile built or even a picture. Are they expecting me to pry that shit out of them? Why on earth would I want to put in that kind of effort?
How I imagine it happens in their mind when they first decide to message me (for this dialog I will be writing for dirtcondom24 as the intrepid messager and Higgs as, well, myself)
dirtcondom24: Hey, what's up
Higgs: Wow you are so mysterious with no profile. I want to get to know you better!
dirtcondom24: your set turns me on
Higgs: Oh really!?! We should meet up some time
dirtcondom24: your ass if fantastic
Higgs: I'm glad you think so baby because it's all YOURS. Even though I know nothing about you or even what you look like I want to give myself to YOU. Your inability to have an intelligent conversation is the biggest turn on to me and I can't get enough. TAKE ME NOW!
What actually happens:
dirtcondom24: hey, what's up
HIggs: please read my blog written on July 27th 2013
dirtcondom24: Your a bitch
Higgs: mmm hummm YUP
It's RANT time!!!!
So there are people on SG who message me one line and expect me to respond to it. Things like "hey, what's up?" "you turn me on" "your ass is fantastic" ect...
How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that shit? I think about it like trying to get a girl to talk to you in a club. you don't just go up to them and say "what's up?" well....not if you expect to get any more than a blank stare.
On top of that these people rarely, if ever, have a profile built or even a picture. Are they expecting me to pry that shit out of them? Why on earth would I want to put in that kind of effort?
How I imagine it happens in their mind when they first decide to message me (for this dialog I will be writing for dirtcondom24 as the intrepid messager and Higgs as, well, myself)
dirtcondom24: Hey, what's up
Higgs: Wow you are so mysterious with no profile. I want to get to know you better!
dirtcondom24: your set turns me on
Higgs: Oh really!?! We should meet up some time
dirtcondom24: your ass if fantastic
Higgs: I'm glad you think so baby because it's all YOURS. Even though I know nothing about you or even what you look like I want to give myself to YOU. Your inability to have an intelligent conversation is the biggest turn on to me and I can't get enough. TAKE ME NOW!
What actually happens:
dirtcondom24: hey, what's up
HIggs: please read my blog written on July 27th 2013
dirtcondom24: Your a bitch
Higgs: mmm hummm YUP
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Or perhaps send them a really strange video. Just, like, "Oh, well, I was watching this when you messaged me.". And it's like...a how-to video. I think I'll do that~