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Saturday Dec 25, 2004

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Happy Christmas Bitches. I hope that they're all taking off well, that your nuts are cracking, bird sizlin' and wrappin' prappin', prappin' obviously being what wrappin' does.


What is the consistancy of Christmas? I mean, if you could specify the material of Christmas itself, what would be it's properties? Maybe there is a spirit of christmas but there is definitely an arse of it as well. My godfather was mugged last night. I don't know where but he has had 33 stitches. Maybe that's a stitch for every year of christ's life or he had a funny nurse. I dunno, I was actually burgled on three different christmas eves years ago. His wife and him were invited here for lunch today and they're still going to come. He has a very soft voice and I think he must drink too much but he is an artist. Mike was the first person to tell me that I should write, or write poetry. There was a gang outside my house last night at 11. I heard them after 'Chocolate' had finished on BBC2 and they said something about leaving a house. There were enough things to stall me and I left MY house half an hour later...... only i would give weather and time for christmas, your two greatest defences against the perrils of the night... Jees. It is awful that something like that happens to an old man as nice as Mike.

Seasonal Valediction and Good-Will
Here's wishing you peace, love and understanding
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
anissa:
Merry Belated Chistmas, though it didn't feel at all like Christmas.
Didn't even feel like Saturday...
Anyway, tell us all about Barcelona cause we are very jealous.
Dec 28, 2004
frankeng:
keep with the e-mail
Dec 29, 2004

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