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On 3rd Watch today there was a woman with an invisible cat that was called Liberty. That was strange because sometimes people don't believe that Liberty (in "photographs") was named Liberty and not just Libby.

Two days previously there was a contestant on Cash in the Attic, a sucessful British record producer, and no i don't know his name, who used the word "simpatico" to describe his feelings towards a minature horse in a framed cartoon that he was selling.

I have rigged a television in my room by way of lots of cables. It's shit I need a stand for it and I haven't a remote control. I would not be surprised if it was confirmed that someone in the television world was spying on me and if so I want it to stop. I have an invested interest in broadcasting and I want to see it pure and not contaminated with me.

This follows two days running when first "The Black Death", a fucking crap movie, was aired and then the next day there was a plague on Murder She Wrote I believe, or 3rd Watch again. Jessica Fletcher, I'll add, is so unamerican.

[Edited on Nov 26, 2004 11:51AM]

I have not eaten one single thing today that was not made of cake. I have found a bottle of Sainsbury's RESERVE SELECTION Cabernet Sauvignon atop a bookcase and promptly I will drink it. This is a bad idea for many many reasons. Of the reasons the fact that it is Chilean grieves me the most because I've heard that the vines there are treated very harsly with pestacides and fungacides. I shouldn't drink this but there is a private scheme in my mind that excuses it. I cannot even call this nihilism. Somebody give me an ASBO, but I wont accept it without flowers.