hickuphelpline

Guys, I'm going to fly. . . .right over the ocean to where that big lot of you are. I don't know when. I'm already promised a flight to NYC but I don't think that it will be a welcoming place.
I really do need a holiday. Even without the free plain tickets, getting anywhere shouldn't be a problem; I have a lot of close dead relatives.

You have been warned. I've been keeping this pretty quiet for a long time. I don't even know if I will meet any of you wankers.