I have two chief afflictions. The first and most long suffering are my eyes, which often refuse to cooperate. I don't have a 'lazy eye' as such but I can look in two directions at once, even watch something with one eye and track another object with the other. I can do that with both eyes. Personally, I quite enjoy practicing this but I'm sure that it does not help the condition. I wore an eye patch as a child and the left one was removed and replaced back into my face twice before I was 7.
The second is far interestingly far less genetic. I come from a line of three Johnny Walkers, father to son and all that, and everyone one of them, my dad included, had what you could describe as a wooden leg.
yeha, "arrr"! My dad couldn't bend his right need due to a cancer at age 18, my grandfather's right leg was blown off during the war. He had a real wooden leg, not just a permanent plastic cast. My great-grandfather's knee was shattered by a bucking donkey and I've no idea what he replaced it with. All of this, I'm guessing, has left me with a rather difficult gait. Basically, I just have a bit of a bop, but my step changes all the time.
SO I'm a pirate motherfucker. And if you ever meet me and think this dip is affected, please don't think that I'm a twat or you'll stumble right into me thinking that I have one up on you.
With love!
Pirate Richie.
The second is far interestingly far less genetic. I come from a line of three Johnny Walkers, father to son and all that, and everyone one of them, my dad included, had what you could describe as a wooden leg.
yeha, "arrr"! My dad couldn't bend his right need due to a cancer at age 18, my grandfather's right leg was blown off during the war. He had a real wooden leg, not just a permanent plastic cast. My great-grandfather's knee was shattered by a bucking donkey and I've no idea what he replaced it with. All of this, I'm guessing, has left me with a rather difficult gait. Basically, I just have a bit of a bop, but my step changes all the time.
SO I'm a pirate motherfucker. And if you ever meet me and think this dip is affected, please don't think that I'm a twat or you'll stumble right into me thinking that I have one up on you.
With love!
Pirate Richie.
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CHICken skills. Danny G what happend to you you are insane?
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Kinda like The Dread Pirate Roberts but with more flair!