Objectives:
The main objective of this blog is to extrapolate the subject's ineffective results with the opposite sex
Hypothesis:
1. I think I'm clueless and girls may be heartless and that makes flirting pointless
2. I think it can be expressed as timing I'm not "a hunk" or "a stud" what I am is a fat funny dude with a lisp, I know that a 'hot' guy can get positive results after expressed romantic interest (ERI), but for me there are steps
Observations
My studies have shown girls don't like to show positive results from expressed interest to a stranger of my type also girls like to befriend guys of my type then not date them due to friendship
Field research:
I have expressed interest too soon and they are not interested and hold that stance
I have played it cool and expressed interest after they decide that we are friends
I have made friends and never expressed interest due to gross negligence
at times I have been told I waited too long to expressed interest and I don't know if I buy that I mean if you can say that you would have went for me if the time was different of course you would say that it is a convenient excuse that might not be true
Results:
1. Unsolvable
2. I have worked out that there seems to be a narrow window where I should expressed interest, sometime after beginning a friendship but sometime before it becomes a friendship but such timelines are subjective and different in all people and scenarios
Metaphor:
liking girls is a lot-like playing a complicated casino game that I don't understand I put down my bet spin the wheel roll 2 dice and pick 3 cards ....show them to the dealer and have my bet taken
I put down a bet again because although I don't know how to win, people around me are winning
although I'm not clear what the odds are, I heard it's a big pay out ...and I already lost more than I can afford so I got to bet till I hit it
Solution:
Perhaps I should run my own game so the odds are in my favor
Well I don't think many people read my posts but if you have read this far and are a single local dame than you can enter to win*me
Enter below
*a date with
The main objective of this blog is to extrapolate the subject's ineffective results with the opposite sex
Hypothesis:
1. I think I'm clueless and girls may be heartless and that makes flirting pointless
2. I think it can be expressed as timing I'm not "a hunk" or "a stud" what I am is a fat funny dude with a lisp, I know that a 'hot' guy can get positive results after expressed romantic interest (ERI), but for me there are steps
Observations
My studies have shown girls don't like to show positive results from expressed interest to a stranger of my type also girls like to befriend guys of my type then not date them due to friendship
Field research:
I have expressed interest too soon and they are not interested and hold that stance
I have played it cool and expressed interest after they decide that we are friends
I have made friends and never expressed interest due to gross negligence
at times I have been told I waited too long to expressed interest and I don't know if I buy that I mean if you can say that you would have went for me if the time was different of course you would say that it is a convenient excuse that might not be true
Results:
1. Unsolvable
2. I have worked out that there seems to be a narrow window where I should expressed interest, sometime after beginning a friendship but sometime before it becomes a friendship but such timelines are subjective and different in all people and scenarios
Metaphor:
liking girls is a lot-like playing a complicated casino game that I don't understand I put down my bet spin the wheel roll 2 dice and pick 3 cards ....show them to the dealer and have my bet taken
I put down a bet again because although I don't know how to win, people around me are winning
although I'm not clear what the odds are, I heard it's a big pay out ...and I already lost more than I can afford so I got to bet till I hit it
Solution:
Perhaps I should run my own game so the odds are in my favor
Well I don't think many people read my posts but if you have read this far and are a single local dame than you can enter to win*me
Enter below
*a date with
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Also, in love, for most of us shlubs its volume that counts. Get a recipe card, write the numbers 1 to 100 on it. Start asking people out you are attracted to, even slightly. With each rejection cross a number off the list. If you get to the end of the card and don't have a date, get pissed drunk then wake up the next day and start again. This minimizes the pain of rejection, you'll find your looking for people to ask just to cross them off the list, so you can hurry up and go out on a date.
Also, find yourself a copy of this book.
http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts=t&y=20&tn=guerilla+dating+tactics&x=58
It's the shit.
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!(And YES! HAPPY FREAKIN B-DAY, Old man! Hah!)
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
(Slimy Smooches for the B-Day Boy! :kiss" )
And Yeah, I am gonna send em...ya ya ya...