friday was james' party. we all got pissed and jumped in the swimming pool. and i got to make out with my friend's girlfriend. hah. well, it was more like idiot drunk guys coercing us into kissing in random intervals so they could take pictures. i felt bad when i sobered up yesterday morning but I have a feeling he didn't... Read More
Today I woke up, walked t' Wal-Mart at 9 am, bought some new yarn and knittin' needles along with a few other thin's and got dirty looks from all t' old people in McDonalds. It was fun! T' day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. It's bloody awsome if you ask me. Some people be opposed t' it, I won't mention names but I... Read More
Dearest madam: I would strongly encourage you to end your implicit support of piracy. Continuation of such speech will be deemed hostile to Her Majesty. Your threats will not go unheeded. Rest assured that the most capable of our gunners await any hostility and will answer it with incredible force.