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hey_mama

here or there... possibly the dairy state

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Friday Aug 26, 2005

Aug 26, 2005
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i would just like to say that my bee sting is the size of a golf ball... its stinging, burning, and itching like a motherfucker! it's seriously insane! i've never had a reaction to a bee sting like this before! it fucking sucks!

its an enormous burning welt on my skin... my flesh is crawling and it is so icky! it hurts and only feels better when i scratch it... in fact, i'm gonna scratch it until the skin comes off, the poison is bleeding out of my body, and i feel nothing anymore...

grrrrrr... i'm going out tonight and i'm gonna have fun... even if i scratch my left calf clear off! fuckerpants! tongue mad ARRR!!!
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cmaxwell:
fuckerpants? what kind of pants are those?

and how did the bee get up there?
Aug 26, 2005
grumpyturtle:
Anytime someone says something on their body is the size of a golf ball, soft ball, base ball, any of that stuff I always imagine it al round and raised up and practicly a full circle, and one would be able to play with it in a whimsical fasion... Or at least hit the golf ball sized knott with a golf club, I mean, that's what golf balls are for right?
Aug 27, 2005

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