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the same thing happend to me today too! blah

Voltaire left me a comment. I am the fucking man!

oh shit I keep forgetting that they moved Scrubs from thursdays to tuesdays. I heart that show so much. It's fricken hilarious. I love when they used to have that barbershop quartet made of up guys who worked in different dept.s in the hospital. They never have them on anymore.

That "zing" was so fucking lame. The only funny bone you have in your body is my dick when im ass fucking you.

ZIIINNNGGGGG

Now, do you see how my "Zing" was good, and how your "Zing" was so terrible it would make a monkey want to crawl up an elephants ass and die?

Luck with your shit bro, werd.

I dropped a deuce this morning. Then again an hour ago. It was one hell of a deuce. Good thing my wireless system works well or the duece might have bottlenecked the system.

Oh god im a dork. I think I'll kill myself. Seems the only logical choice now, i've gone too far over.

By the way, the butt pirates you sent over said that they prefered you more then me, so they came with me on my visit to you, and brought some friends:

butt pirates:

and friends:

That movie was uhmm called. . . Blazing Saddles. But don't kick me in the nuts yet. I have a date with your mom and she told me I'd need them for that.

dude, that song is so fuckin hilarious.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

You sexy mother fucker you, I hope you get laid tonight cause you deserve it. And when you're done send her my way, I don't mind sloppy seconds. Also, pictures of Mardi Gras will be up soon.

That is all soilder.

fucker off.

happy birthday sir.

as to lucid dreaming, it is simply something i am very interested in, but i haven't actually experimented with it nor do i really know how... i understand that it is something that can be learned and practiced.... is this something you are experienced doing?

[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 4:07PM]

I have pictures of dead people on the streets of new orleans! and the little proposal thing went very well. I apparently dropped about 200$ on wine and champy (2 bottles, 1 of each). That's how good of a friend i am god dammit.

Now fucker off and die.

haha fucker off, that makes no sense at all. I made a new cuss word!

Since you still have the V card, i'll let the wtf does "if woman use how wet" mean?"

And I would call you, but my hotel room the company hooked me up with has High Speed Internet Access. So I am on the internet as we speak. How else did I put this on here? Or maybe Im magical. Probably magical.

So now i can download pr0n, research the company, and drink cold beer.

fucker off.

to answer you're comment on my message board: i only own the bends and ok computer and love them both. i've heard they're other albums but not enough to get a good feel for them.

"I'll take "The Penis Mightier..."

Ferrell was funny as shit playing The Architect, too.

She was skint, i.e. she had no money.

I smoked it all hours ago so now I'm just waiting to feel like sleeping. For the record though, no, I'm not a member of the 'no bathroom' section of the census...

I just noticed that there's an 'Other' section for religion. I'm prepared to bet that they were almost all of the people that put Jedi as a religion on the census form!

I was living in the Cardiff area for the purposes of the census though, so I'm in that region's 'Other' religion box instead...

You know, I haven't been able to get that song out of my fucking head for weeks! And for the record, the rest of the album rocks, too!

"Get your hands off my woman, motherfucker!"

Tao Te Ching?....I carry a copy in my backback and when I get overly frustrated at something small, it helps me let it go... a wonderful collection of life lessons...