I just dropped and broke a $2500.00 camera lens on the asphalt...
...then I threw up because of how stressed I am with all the bad luck that seems to follow me
...then I threw up because of how stressed I am with all the bad luck that seems to follow me


If you can't do that (some people are just too honest...) then... well it's very sad. But maybe you can get it fixed for a reasonable amount of money?