herotozero

i dont like this whole growing up shit...im no good at it.

lately, ive been having a lot of people ask me if i have any kids. i usually just laugh it off with some sort of comment about how i am in no way fit to have a kid and/or i would first need to find a girl who likes fat hairy dudes. its weird to me that people automatically think im a father or father figure to a kid. its not that i dont like kids or anything, its just i dont honestly believe being a father is in my deck of cards.

...after all, if i did have a child they would probably look like this