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heromaximus

FLORIDA

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Friday Jun 12, 2009

Jun 12, 2009
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Recently on facebook I got hit on by this chick that I had a huge crush on in high school but haven't talked to since then. I'm minding my own business checking updates and what not when she starts flirting with me (this is some hardcore flirting by the way). I, like most men, immediately jump at the chance and make plans to hang out the next day. Next day comes and 15 minutes after we're were supposed to meet I text her and she says she can't make it.

What the fuck is with that shit ?

Anybody ?

Going from way high to way low is lame. How depressing.
lilmisssunshine:
sorry... that's shitty. chin up though, cuz clearly that just shows you're better off w/out her in your life smile
Jun 12, 2009
fluffitykitty:
She's horny....but scarred.

You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner. Shivering.

you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and you're thinking to yourself, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

(Note: try putting some food out to lure her.)

Jun 13, 2009

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