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hereticmagpie

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Thursday Jun 16, 2005

Jun 16, 2005
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You know how sometimes there are subtle little signs that tell you that someone is a complete and utter nutter? Well i got that 'feeling' when i was putting stock out at the shop i work in, and suddenly was greeted by a man leaping from foot to foot, spinning, and shouting "OI OOOOOOI!!!" and making various inhuman screeching noises. Then he showed some incredibaly touching theatrical skills by dropping to his knee's and crying, "What Am I Going To Dooooooooooo?!?! What Am I Going To Do?!?!". He then proceeded to sit down on the edge of the shelf, singing to himself happily whilst scared customers reached past him for Cheese. By now i'd made a dash to the safety of the Warehouse to watch him from behind the doors, obviously, and waited for the police to turn up. The best bit is he's a regular customer, and he always seemed so shy.... obviously let himself go a fair bit!

My art's hit a brick wall at the minute. I'm overly obsessed with making it all as original and as stand-out as i can - Ed (the writer) doesn't know it yet, but this might be my last gig as artist for the Monster Squad series cos i want to try something new, so i want to make it as spectacular as i can. The problem there is that it's impossible to create a work of perfection when perfection is something you are most definately not!

I feel like a shithead lately. I feel like i mistreat everyone around me, all because i've been mistreated by someone i never expected it of (and i probably deserved THAT, too). Not that i should be surprised - a promise only lasts for aslong as they see you in that light. I read a post by Quinne a day or two ago saying something along the lines of people not being happy to discover her nakedness on the net. I dont really have any terrible secrets, but i sometimes think a lot of people would see and treat me different if they knew a bit more about my personality. Obviously none of you terrific guys and gals here, but the people who think that the missionary position is still the standard would want to burn me at the stake (or 'steak', as i've mis-typed on several occasions).

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