Temporary Position Open:
Herbivore Magazine label sticker.
Pay: None
Term: From about a half hour from now until later this afternoon.
Skills you'll need: The ability to take mailing labels off sheets and put em on magazines. Several hundred times.
Education you'll need: Masters preferred, but negotiable.
This position requires a trained monkey to put these labels on those magazines. You will not be paid, you will not be encouraged, you will not be smiled at, you will have to pet the dog, he might fart near you and you'll just have to take it. You'll have to listen to heavy metal while you do this menial, unrewarding task.
What you will get is carpal tunnel syndrome. But better me than you. Be here in 10 minutes and bring vegan donuts.
-The Management.
Herbivore Magazine label sticker.
Pay: None
Term: From about a half hour from now until later this afternoon.
Skills you'll need: The ability to take mailing labels off sheets and put em on magazines. Several hundred times.
Education you'll need: Masters preferred, but negotiable.
This position requires a trained monkey to put these labels on those magazines. You will not be paid, you will not be encouraged, you will not be smiled at, you will have to pet the dog, he might fart near you and you'll just have to take it. You'll have to listen to heavy metal while you do this menial, unrewarding task.
What you will get is carpal tunnel syndrome. But better me than you. Be here in 10 minutes and bring vegan donuts.
-The Management.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
fishbat:
I'm on my way...
donaldbrown:
Can I be whipped if I am too slow?