herbivore

beer forever! who's with me?



you're buying right?


while i'm happily married, occassionally when i find myself into a really weird assortment of interests i find myself wondering what a personals ad i'd write would sound like. it'd go something like this right now:

Unshaven male Into heavy metal, dancehall reggae, modernist furniture, veganism (if you eat meat, go fuck yourself), hating the president, home improvement that involves dangerous borrowed tools, the roots, microbrews, and the graphic design of Paul Rand. Seeking same, except shaven, and unmale. Do you have a tattooed sternum or upper inner arm that almost made you vomit?
Let's get together and work all day then go to bed early listening to BBC radio news.