herbivore

hey thanks for the happy burfdays everbody. you are all just so sweet i think i'm going to puke! i could just puke!

i got an ipod. ah nice, now i can live in a cacoon while in public and not have to chat with the commoners anymore. dirty commoners, DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF YOU FUCKING FREAK! GET AWAY! KEEP YOUR DIRTY BUGS OFF ME!

i started teaching my class. boy was i nervous. i told the class what kind of student i was when i was in art school and i told them not to be like me. that it was my job to make sure they weren't the kind of student i was. ha!

then i told them my drivers license is expired but i drove to work anyway.

then i got home and the new issue of the magazine had been delivered and i realized with only 888 copies i'm going to be sold out really soon. the rest of the 5000 shipped straight to the newsstand. which is good, but i don't want to run out.

GET AWAY FROM MY STUFF YOU SLIMY FUCKING PUBLIC PERSON! I'LL SLAP YOU! I'LL SLAP YOUR FACE YOU WHITE DEVIL!

teaching is going to be fun. molding the minds of the yout should not have been put into my hands.

OOOO! WHITE DEVIL! I SLAP YOU!