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Wednesday Dec 20, 2006

Dec 20, 2006
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why are parents so fucking hard to shop for? i need to know this! i spent most of my afternoon and evening out shopping for all the people i love with wet sneakers on and came up with an ornament! hand-blown and beautiful with some sentiment in it but still only an ornament. i feel like my very first christmas fully away from home should elicit some going away present or something.
oh, and i hate, hate, HATE how even places that are totally innapropriate as gifts try to make themselves seem legitimate to cash in on this whole thing.
oh, last thing, the made in washington store is lame. nobody i know wants to cater to those stereotypes. we're all about salmon, apples, rain and coffee up here, after all! no vibrant culture, no musical mecca, no glass blowing capital of the u.s., no neighborhood block parties all summer. no no, we're a tower and starbucks.

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