Approximately twenty minutes until my 24th birthday. Go me! hooray for surviving another year!
In drama related news, I watched the most hilarious drama I have seen in awhile play out today on irc. Boy A and Girl A were dating but broke up recently. However they havent quite broken off their sexual relationship. They live in the same house as Girl B and Boy B. Girl B hates Boy A and will do anything to hurt him and Boy A is Boy B's best friend. Complicated? Not yet it isn't.
Seems Girl A and Boy B recently made out a few times. Girl A tells Boy A. Boy A is angry. Girl A asks how she can make it up to him. He says the only thing that will make it better is for her to give him a blowjob. She complies, but halfway through it he spits in her face, calls her a whore and shoves her out of his room. She attempts to talk to him later, but he opens the door, spits in her face again, and slams it shut. Boy A and Boy B are now not speaking. Complicated enough yet? You haven't seen anything.
Girl B finds out because even though she is out of town, her sister Girl C is staying there. Girl B, in her attempt to do anything to destroy Boy A, calls the landlord and says she doesn't feel safe, he lied about his criminal record (caught for hacking, but she makes it sound like domestic or some kind of violence), and oh yeah, he smokes alot of pot (they all do). Landlord advises to call police. So she calls police and has a restraining order filed on behalf of her friends. Oh yeah, she hasnt talked to Girl A at all. Girl A finds out and flips, she has been trying to get back together with Boy B. Girl A calls police and landlord, to straighten things out. Boy A and Boy B are united again in their new cause to destroy Girl B.
Boys A and B decide the only way to do this is to move out. Tonite. Because rent is due tomorrow and Girl A has already moved out, So Girl B (who just got back in town but won't be back in the house until tomorrow AM when rent is due) will be stuck with $3000 bill.
But Boy A and Boy B can't decide who gets what room at new house (my boyfriends) There is one good room and one ok room. Boy A demands good room because all of this is Boy B's fault. They proceed to argue for hours until coming to an unsettled conclusion that Boy A (who has no job but is on EDD for the next few months) gets it while Boy B looks for another bigger place, staying here for awhile until then. However my boyfriends other roomate is moving out at the end of august so who knows.
So, in the last five hours my boyfriend and another friends moved both of them in here (boyfriends house). Mind you, I watched all this play out AS IT HAPPENED on irc. The hilarity never ends around here folks.
Yeah ok I have no life. Happy Birthday to me tho!
In drama related news, I watched the most hilarious drama I have seen in awhile play out today on irc. Boy A and Girl A were dating but broke up recently. However they havent quite broken off their sexual relationship. They live in the same house as Girl B and Boy B. Girl B hates Boy A and will do anything to hurt him and Boy A is Boy B's best friend. Complicated? Not yet it isn't.
Seems Girl A and Boy B recently made out a few times. Girl A tells Boy A. Boy A is angry. Girl A asks how she can make it up to him. He says the only thing that will make it better is for her to give him a blowjob. She complies, but halfway through it he spits in her face, calls her a whore and shoves her out of his room. She attempts to talk to him later, but he opens the door, spits in her face again, and slams it shut. Boy A and Boy B are now not speaking. Complicated enough yet? You haven't seen anything.
Girl B finds out because even though she is out of town, her sister Girl C is staying there. Girl B, in her attempt to do anything to destroy Boy A, calls the landlord and says she doesn't feel safe, he lied about his criminal record (caught for hacking, but she makes it sound like domestic or some kind of violence), and oh yeah, he smokes alot of pot (they all do). Landlord advises to call police. So she calls police and has a restraining order filed on behalf of her friends. Oh yeah, she hasnt talked to Girl A at all. Girl A finds out and flips, she has been trying to get back together with Boy B. Girl A calls police and landlord, to straighten things out. Boy A and Boy B are united again in their new cause to destroy Girl B.
Boys A and B decide the only way to do this is to move out. Tonite. Because rent is due tomorrow and Girl A has already moved out, So Girl B (who just got back in town but won't be back in the house until tomorrow AM when rent is due) will be stuck with $3000 bill.
But Boy A and Boy B can't decide who gets what room at new house (my boyfriends) There is one good room and one ok room. Boy A demands good room because all of this is Boy B's fault. They proceed to argue for hours until coming to an unsettled conclusion that Boy A (who has no job but is on EDD for the next few months) gets it while Boy B looks for another bigger place, staying here for awhile until then. However my boyfriends other roomate is moving out at the end of august so who knows.
So, in the last five hours my boyfriend and another friends moved both of them in here (boyfriends house). Mind you, I watched all this play out AS IT HAPPENED on irc. The hilarity never ends around here folks.
Yeah ok I have no life. Happy Birthday to me tho!
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s5:
hi hep. i think you're swell. love, s5.
hep:
hi s5 HOORAY! love hep