Happy T-day to everyone. I'm drunk so I'm going to go into a rant. First off I'm going to give thanks. Thanks to whatever higher power that there is around to have given me the opportunity to live in such a wonderful state of bliss these couple of months. I give thanks to Marcus, and Laura for employing me at the Bad Ju Ju. I have never felt so attractive to anyone until I started working there. I'm so thankful that I don't have to fake being confident in interacting with people. I've always been good with people, but now I get to be real. I'm a fucking dork, but people like me for me, not because of shows, or boats, or the people I know.
Now for the giving part. I have always been a very shallow egotistical fucker. This summer has taught me a lot. I have been very humbled. I don't want to talk about the things that I have started doing to keep me the same way. The only thing I can say is if you live in Seattle, come out to help at the Olympic. We are really short of help tomorrow. It's going to be overwhelming this year. I always get stressed out, and this year we have fewer volenteers. That meens the jackass that runs the place is going to be more of a jackassbecause there are fewer people to scream at which means he's going to be riding my ass and the ten other people that are going to be working with me. I guess I'm being selfish, but I think it would be more cool if some other people show up with a dish that doesn't consist of cranberries, and hasn't come out of a can. It's only a couple of hours, and you get to hang out with me.
You'll have a good time until I get yelled at for joking around too much.
Now for the giving part. I have always been a very shallow egotistical fucker. This summer has taught me a lot. I have been very humbled. I don't want to talk about the things that I have started doing to keep me the same way. The only thing I can say is if you live in Seattle, come out to help at the Olympic. We are really short of help tomorrow. It's going to be overwhelming this year. I always get stressed out, and this year we have fewer volenteers. That meens the jackass that runs the place is going to be more of a jackassbecause there are fewer people to scream at which means he's going to be riding my ass and the ten other people that are going to be working with me. I guess I'm being selfish, but I think it would be more cool if some other people show up with a dish that doesn't consist of cranberries, and hasn't come out of a can. It's only a couple of hours, and you get to hang out with me.
