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Drunken Larry is back from vacation. Our question today comes from "jeff".

Dear drunken Larry, Earlier this week I had a discomfort while urinating. I went to the doctor, and they found some bacteria in my urine sample. They gave me some drugs, and told me to call back in a couple of days. After leaving the doctors office, I called my recent partner, and gave her a heads up.I got the test results back today, and I tested negative. My question to you is how do you tell someone that you didn't get a VD from in the first place that it was a false alarm.

Drunken Larry writes:

I can't believe you told her that you caught something from her. My My My how the world has become full of pussified do-gooders as yourself. When on vacation in Tonga I contracted another brand new STD. I can't figure out how since I really have no penis. The woman did though. Anyway if you had the integrity to call this hussey up, and tell her you caught something from her, you should damn well have the balls to tell her that you were wrong. Fuck you, and fuck anyone else that writes me with a question that has something to do with sexual activity. Look at my picture!!!! You know I don't have a penis. Look at it!! Do you honestly think thats real? I can't even wack off, because I have a prostetic penis!!!! I mean look at it it's plastic!!! Assholes.