hendry

So, I'm supposed to be putting another story in here soon. I want to put part of this one I wrote a couple of years ago. It's very funny, but extremely long. I was also thinking of just self publishing a collection of all this crap I have in my closet. It's all comedy, but I want to put something extremely dark in it, which isn't very funny at all, but I can change certain things. Right now though, I have to focus on the movie which we start shooting on the 20th. sicknwrong, and another friend were going to play a horrible, but funny prank on me.sicknwrong was going to tell me that she was taking a pregnancy test. The whole prank didn't go through, because she chickened out. She told me about it and I laughed my ass off. So our friend didn't know that she told me, and I called her up and told her I was leaving town because sicknwrong might be pregnant. She didn't fall for it though. It would have been funny. If she really was I'd stick around, just so I could create an even more fucked up version of me. I could start a super race of smart asses.
My question to everyone else is this:
What would you do if you were, or someone told you that they were pregnant?

They don't have to be serious answers, they can be bizarre and funny. I want to write about something in this matter because so many people that I know are having children now, and they all have the same stories. I want something bizzare.