"A Tall Tale" by Henry Garnes Part II
So there are around 50 people on our lawn with understandable looks of disdain on their faces. Whore's abortion tried to tip it over, and that's when I ran outside to remind him that it's a federal offense to tamper with U. S. Mail boxes, even if they are made out of a lifesize Sadaam statue.
A few days passed, and our mailbox eventually gained media attention. We had no intention of offending anyone except for the neighbours. What I didn't know about the people who live across the street, is that one of our senators, whose name should remain anonymous, resides in that house, and his Westpoint graduate son was serving in Iraq. I'm not exactly sure, but I speculate that He spoke to the agency that we rent our house from, and persuaded them to make us get rid of the Sadaam Hussein statue/mailbox. So basically we get a letter personally delivered by the property manager and it said we had to get out unless we moved the statue.
That Saturday we borrowed my friend Derek's flatbed truck and prepared Saddam for his trip to the city dump.
Word to the wise. If you are planning on moving a large object in the daytime, be sure that it is not on a holiday like Memorial Day, and make sure you know what the parade routes are. If you watch CNN or live in the Puget Sound area, you pretty much know the rest of the story. But now you know our side of the story, and we are not anti-american, we just hate that whore's abortion that lives next door.
So there are around 50 people on our lawn with understandable looks of disdain on their faces. Whore's abortion tried to tip it over, and that's when I ran outside to remind him that it's a federal offense to tamper with U. S. Mail boxes, even if they are made out of a lifesize Sadaam statue.
A few days passed, and our mailbox eventually gained media attention. We had no intention of offending anyone except for the neighbours. What I didn't know about the people who live across the street, is that one of our senators, whose name should remain anonymous, resides in that house, and his Westpoint graduate son was serving in Iraq. I'm not exactly sure, but I speculate that He spoke to the agency that we rent our house from, and persuaded them to make us get rid of the Sadaam Hussein statue/mailbox. So basically we get a letter personally delivered by the property manager and it said we had to get out unless we moved the statue.
That Saturday we borrowed my friend Derek's flatbed truck and prepared Saddam for his trip to the city dump.
Word to the wise. If you are planning on moving a large object in the daytime, be sure that it is not on a holiday like Memorial Day, and make sure you know what the parade routes are. If you watch CNN or live in the Puget Sound area, you pretty much know the rest of the story. But now you know our side of the story, and we are not anti-american, we just hate that whore's abortion that lives next door.
lorelei:
sicknwrong:
You said to check your journal. Can't wait for Friday.