hendry

I didn't expect to get such an enormous response to my Percied showers e-mail. There are a lot of people who say they want to come. My friends really are all dorks.
I got a response from someone that I haven't talked to in a while. After 2 years, the stars are in our favour, literally. She's not going to another hemisphere for a while,...
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So, I'm supposed to be putting another story in here soon. I want to put part of this one I wrote a couple of years ago. It's very funny, but extremely long. I was also thinking of just self publishing a collection of all this crap I have in my closet. It's all comedy, but I want to put something extremely dark in it, which...
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I leave to house sit for a few days, and come back to crap. I owe Hollywood video two hundred dollars for not returning a few movies. After three years of waiting, my voters registration card has finally arrived.

I hate it when it's someone else's turn to pick a resturaunt. I live in one of the most crybaby liberal hippyfied cities in the country,...
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This journal is gone. Sorry for offending so many with my warped sense of humour.

A year ago today, we began a journey of "temporary" debauchery with each other. The path was not always smooth, but the trip has been fun. sicknwrong I raise my glass to you for one wonderful year of whatever the hell that was we we're doing. Happy birthday.

After seven months of searching for the culprit, I have now found it. Watch out bitch your life is about to become a living hell. Your boyfriend cheats on you, and you would probably know that If you minded your own business and not fucked up other people's lives. For the next few months I will make sure that life is ten times worse than...
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It was a very fun night in class. I have new wheels and it's very nice not having to catch the bus any more. I'ts really helping with my standup. I usually do time with a drink in my hand so I can hear the icecubes hit the rim of the glass, which makes me know that I'm stiff. Now after my first assignment, I...
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Last night was a lot of fun. It was great meeting everyone, and it was great introducing sicknwrong to everyone.

tonight was extremely fun. It was so nice to meet a lot of the folks on this sight. I originally had the idea that everyone was going to be creepy, but everyone was super cool. The show was awesome, and I got to talk to a lot of people that I haven't seen in a while. Now I'm drunk and I must go to sleep....
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Can't wait until tomorrow. Had a few weird days. I love Fremont. I was telling someone tonight that ever since I heard the song "Love Street" by The Doors, I could picture this neighbourhood in my mind but it never existed out east. Then I moved out here and there it is. Beautiful gardens, and houses, and people. It beats the hell out of capitol...
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"A Tall Tale" by Henry Garnes Part II

So there are around 50 people on our lawn with understandable looks of disdain on their faces. Whore's abortion tried to tip it over, and that's when I ran outside to remind him that it's a federal offense to tamper with U. S. Mail boxes, even if they are made out of a lifesize Sadaam statue.
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