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MEET DRUNKEN LARRY

Back when I used to work at The Hurricane, I kicked this crazy drunk guy out of the bar. He asked me if he could use the bathroom before he left, and I told him to just get the fuck out. He then replied, "fine then I'll just piss on your wall outside." So I immediately grabbed a poloroid and snapped...
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Hopefully tommorow I will have a fun surprise, providing sicknwrong does me a favour. It will be funny, and hopefully I can do it every Tuesday.
The next big adventure that I want to go through is the next summer olympics. I haven't been out of the country in god knows how long, and I miss hooking up with mass groups of people from other...
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The monte has broken down, and the depressions are coming in.

Ha Ha, Black sunshine runs again!!!!

I think tthat I am staring to feel the aging process creeping up to me. I left the bar at midight. I was hit on by a drop dead georgeous woman, and I told her that I just wated to go home, and take a shower, and snuggle up with scooby. Has my libido left my body, or am I just drunk? I hope that...
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Yay Friday!!!! Wait until next week. I have a surprise.

Remember the 90's

So 1992 was a fun year. I left St. Mary of Redford, and opted to go to a public school. Got thrown out of Dearborn High for my involvement in the theft of a big boy statue. We loaded it up in an uperclassman's pick up truck, and put it on Fordson High, our rival school's front lawn. Had we not posed...
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Remember the Nineties

I had the television on the other day, and on VH1, they're doing some sort of tribute to the nineties. I was highly offended because they didn't talk about a lot of the really cool things that were going on back then. They just made fun of the things that I would really love to foget. So now every Wednesday and Thursday...
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So tonight, I was withsicknwrong driving around looking for the watertower where we all were going to watch the showers on Thursday. I had a few coctails in my system, and I got pulled over. I told the cop exactly what we were doing, and only asking me for my driving liscence he told me that my car was smoking. I guess water was...
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A Short Rant by Henry Garnes

I've lived on this land for a considerable amount of time. The only thing that has made a negative impact on me living here other than CNN, or crackheads, or corporations ass-pounding their employees, is the stereotypes that many of us put on our fellow Americans. You know stuff like, "Oh he's Irish, he must be a drunk.", or...
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And so it begins. Karma can be a bitch. It comes back to you in subtle ways and builds up such a momentum that it can be so overwhelming as to make one's life ten times more pleasant or miserable depending on what you may have done in the past. Be good to one another, and mind your own business. For when you fuck up...
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