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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight
"safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

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On a Qantas Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is...
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Monday and back to the grind, had a great weekend, hung out with kids and sent the ex to Tremblant for the weekend. Pretty much did whatever the kids wanted, there was swimming, eating out, movies, popcorn and the Monster Truck show. Man, kids can just go and go, nice to be back at work for a bit of a rest.

Ah Friday, looking forward to the weekend, my ex has had a tough week, my 6 year old boy is a handful, wonder where he gets that from..... Told her I would take the kids for the weekend and that she should go away for the weekend. Sometimes you just have to step up and do something nice, I have to say that it is...
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Got my pinstriping done, I LOVE IT!, can't wait for thenext stage.....some good ol' ghost flames then some final pinstriping to finish it off

http://suicidegirls.com/members/hemivision/pics/41098/1/

I can't get the picture to post so here is the link, man I'm glad I'm a better welder than computer picture posting guy!

Why is it that some people look upon emotions the same way as they see worms after a thuderstorm? They feel that they need to be stepped on and watch as all of the guts squeeze out on to the road, only then do they realize that maybe they should not have done that, but by then the damage is done and it's too late....
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Let me apologize now for this entry.

I'm pissed off, not just a little bad drivers, shitty coffee pissed off, I'm fucking PISSED OFF!

Why, just a whole bunch of shit, first off, why the fuck can't people be straight with you. BANG just tell me like it is, if you something on your mind tell, straight up so that I know I hate this...
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So Thursday night my other hockey team won our Division, wow, 2 championships in the same year, that's pretty cool, to me at least. Well the bar that sponsors us was having our year end party, they give us back 10% of what we spend over the year. So after the game we head to the bar and there is this server there that would...
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My receptionist got this e-mail, printed it out and posted it on the bullentin board.

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...

Things I've learned from my Boy's (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them...
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I am having trouble, tried to upload some sweet kicks pics and nothing. HELP, zipped them, loaded them, was told they were loaded and BAM! nothing nadda zilch. And they were some sweet pics too. Sometimes I am such a dweeb. So booked my time for the next inking sessions and I am NOT looking forward to it. Well I am looking forward to the...
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Ok, so I had a birthday party for my 6 year old son on the weekend and we had the reptile guy over and he brought over a whole bunch of creepy crawly things for the kids. It was a hoot, there were 11 kids over and it was a zoo, made a SpongeBob cake for him and played a bunch of games with a...
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