How to depress yourself in 5 easy steps:
Step 1: Do a myspace search on your graduating class.
Step 2: Starting looking through profiles of people you recognize.
Step 3: Notice that most of them are married or engaged.
Step 4: Notice that most of them have graduated college and have a good job, while you're stuck in a shitty hotel, hopelessly single.
Step 5: Be depressed.
-Me
Step 1: Do a myspace search on your graduating class.
Step 2: Starting looking through profiles of people you recognize.
Step 3: Notice that most of them are married or engaged.
Step 4: Notice that most of them have graduated college and have a good job, while you're stuck in a shitty hotel, hopelessly single.
Step 5: Be depressed.
-Me
1. Keep in mind over half of them will divorce.
2. Remember, myspace is a place for friends... to show how well they're doing and keep to themselves how well they're not.
3. SG is so much cooler. There's boobs in here.
4. Ninjas don't get depressed...
Honestly, you never know. I like to sit down and make a list of everything that I have. Start off with the basics (I'm alive, I'm healthy and I'm not laying in a hospital bed somewhere dying, I have family and friends, I have pets that I cherish, ect...) and your list will be longer than you think.
Or, you can go out and tell a stranger a stupid joke. That always makes me feel better
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, you neak up on it